Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
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what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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Election Day 2016 shall forever live in infamy as the day when I hobbled through my neighborhood, mascara melting down my face, wearing one slipper and a cast, blood and cum all over my skirt, carrying a box of wine, and no one even noticed.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
You left your phone here
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Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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