He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Mom and I are both drunk and walking around the Strip. It's like the hangover but with a lot more bathroom breaks.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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