So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Randomize
