One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Is it weird to befriend your older alcoholic landlords?
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
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