Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Randomize
