I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
He snuck into some random hotel's continental breakfast at 3 AM and then passed out on a bench in the lobby. When the cops found him they made him empty out his pockets. No phone, no ID just muffins.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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