It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Is your answer to that text seriously a right parenthesis
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
bring the dog... nobody goes to jail with a dog.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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