I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
this beer tastes like vomit already
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
My breasts were aching with rage.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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