Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
I can only masturbate in one position. It's very inconvenient.
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I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
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I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
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