She's JV to your varsity
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
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