you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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