There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i just told my mom tuesday boozeday rhymes so that she can remember not to text or call me on wednesday mornings
youre going to kill that woman one of these days
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
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Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
My pubes were yanked out by the root when they got caught in the condom. I think it's time for a bikini wax.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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