If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
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remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
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You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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