it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Life update: This fucking MacBook repair guy called me over last night for a booty call and he didn’t have a condom OR a bed
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