East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I have invented a new sport: freshman-watching. I'm sitting on our porch literally dying watching the freshmen run around trying to find parties
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
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He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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