I just saw on the news, this guy tried to smuggle coke in a bouquet of roses... and to think I used to hate valentines day.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
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