Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
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Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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