i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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