i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
so let's talk penis.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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