i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
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Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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