road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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