Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
