What a fucking waste of an outfit
don't go home with that guy from jersey
i know, not worth the blood test
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
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That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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