Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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