I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
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i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
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How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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