: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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