that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
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You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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