so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
You drew a lightning bolt on your eye and stomach in eye liner and made me sing Poker face with you in harmonies. I never knew you were still a music major when you were drunk.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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