We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
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