i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
I needed tweezers to get my thong out of my ass this morning.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
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