I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
I wore granny panties last night to ensure I didn't sleep with him. He said they made me seem more mature. I need a new plan
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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