she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
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Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
My bed smells like the plague
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