I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
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