NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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