Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
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No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
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also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
You brought string cheese to the strip club
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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