Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking