I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
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He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
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Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.