My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
The 19 Strangest Things People Use To Get Off
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
You paid the taxi driver with a comb last night.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
These 25 Normal Couples Tried Porn Moves During Sex And It Ended Horribly
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection