I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
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before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
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