At least make sure they are 18
Why
can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
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You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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