Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
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