God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
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What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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