woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
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