I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
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I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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