a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
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do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
No, you don't understand. If the words "stop," "alcohol poisoning," and "regret" aren't in the same sentence by the end of the night, I will have failed this birthday.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
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