they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Randomize
