Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
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I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
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Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
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