Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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