never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
Oh god. Charles just fell off the bar. Didn't spill his drink. He's come so far..
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