He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
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