So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
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Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
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Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My ass is underappreciated
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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