I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
he fucked my hip out of place.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
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Just woke up to find that I'd left a stove burner on for the past 6 hours or so. I'm now banned from Ambien cooking.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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