You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
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Buying $100 worth of beef jerkey sounded like a terrific idea last night.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
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