Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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