At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
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Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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